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Morgan nic Aoidh's avatar

😂😂😂 Arrrrr

Seajade's avatar

😁😘🙏

Gub's avatar

This is so rad!! Pirate banter and strange food, hilarious in its own right. Witty descriptions. Creative, brilliant piece all around!

Seajade's avatar

Thanks glad you enjoyed it 😊🙏

joe c smolen's avatar

operative word here is "sea' x I need to hear more from this writer

Alex Jenkin's avatar

Haha have no idea how real this is but I loved the journey. Pole dancing Blackbeard was definitely a highlight. Your writing is so fun and bouncy to read 🤓

Seajade's avatar

Thanks Alex, it’s all real…in my mind.

Yeah I love Blackbeard, had a vision of her, long false beard hooked over her ears, flapping in the breeze as she spun round the pole 💈🏴‍☠️

Alex Jenkin's avatar

Haha that’s where all the best destinations are!

joe c smolen's avatar

Been to innovative restaurants like that x Billy Bones at the Benbow Inn brandished a cutlass(vice scimitar) x pistoleros vice pistoleiros x was there complementary Rum?

Seajade's avatar

There was ‘Old Grog’ is rum… this is fiction mind you, my mind was already there, my body just waiting to follow

Nora O’Dowd's avatar

What a wild and wonderful piece! Thank you, Sea!

Seajade's avatar

Thank you Nora! kind of you to share, appreciate you taking the time to read my work and comment. You’re a star ✨have a good day 😊🙏😘

The Circus Dragon's avatar

"The crowd groaned like ships timbers in rough stormy weather as he coughed up rabbit punch after punchline to deafening canned laughter and the one paid shill in the back, clapping and hooting." I love the way you describe the things around you 🩵 this line, somehow, I love especially.

I could almost feel and smell the nautical salt and slime in this (I got a bit grossed out, actually 🤣🤣)—so good!

Seajade's avatar

If I’m starting to gross people out just the tiniest bit, sounds like a win to me. Thanks for commenting and for sharing, appreciate you taking the time and I’m glad you enjoyed reading it thanks a lot, Sea 😊🙏😘

Ray Sweatman's avatar

Delicious romp!

Stephen Riddell's avatar

Avast ye maties! Shiver me timbers... Seriously though, great writing again!